Emily has managed to amass a tremendous collection of baby books in the past year or so, and I’ve noticed something in common about many of them. It seems that there is a trend in the baby book industry these days to begin the title of all books with “What to expect…”

For example, there’s “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” (for mothers to be) and “What to Expect the First Year” (for first-time Mom’s).

Problem is, they forgot to write the one titled “What to Expect When Your Baby Poops on You at 4 in the Morning!”